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talesfromthecrypts:

Masquerade in Films

  • The Masque of the Red Death (1964) dir. Roger Corman
  • Romeo and Juliet (1968) dir. Franco Zeffirelli
  •  Labyrinth (1986) dir. Jim Henson
  • Batman Returns (1992) dir. Tim Burton
  • The Man in the Iron Mask (1998) dir. Randall Wallace
  • Eyes Wide Shut (1999) dir. Stanley Kubrick
  • Van Helsing (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers
  • A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman
  • The Phantom of the Opera (2004) dir. Joel Schumacher
  • Marie Antoinette (2006) dir. Sofia Coppola

shock:

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

azzandra:

kelssiel:

kindnessandsunshine:

thesassyducks:

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

Anonymous asked:

Why are they kissing through plastic wrap? o:

round–robin:

owlmylove:

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oh my god you dont know what pushing daisies is!!!! people dont know what pushing daisies is!!!!! oh my GOD anon strap in

okay picture this

  • Brian Fuller’s original 2007 magical realism romantic comedy with a dash of morbidity (after all, this is Brian Fuller we’re talking abt) & fairytale elements
  • as this review describes: “Characters & plot like Lemony Snicket, sets like Tim Burton, shots like Wes Anderson, rapid witty dialogue like Gilmore Girls, and costumes like uh, frickin’ magic.” 
  • everything is Super Saturated All The Time and the costume design is literally flawless
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  • starring: asexual bakery man, very tall very kind and himbo-adjacent, has low-level necromantic powers named Ned
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  • Ned is, for convoluted reasons, the accomplice of a film noir detective named after a fish (Emerson Cod) who looks like a hardass but secretly loves pop-up books and knitting
  • Ned the bakery man is a Piemaker and works in and owns a building that looks like this
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  • (there are novelty cherry lighting fixtures)
  • he has a dog, who is undead, bc aforementioned necromantic bakery boy has the unique skill of being able to touch dead things and bring them back to life 
  • he and Emerson Cod touch murder victims, ask them who killed them, and then collect the reward. easy get-money-quick-scheme, UNTIL
  • Ned’s childhood crush and my life’s icon, Charlotte “Chuck” Charles, gets murdered on a cruise
  • he touches her once (ONCE) and is never able to touch her again, lest his necromantic powers zap her back to death. hence:
  • contact-free romance ensues.
  •  I highly recommend the show for: asexuals, demisexuals, dog people, people who like pie, fashion & costume design enthusiasts, anyone who’s a fan of film noir, people who like pie and dogs and mermaids
  • literally this show is my absolute all time favorite PLEASE watch it
  • you can watch both seasons for free here
  • literally if you’ve ever cared for my opinion at all please watch at least the first episode i beg of u

PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHAT PUSHING DAISIES IS? This statement still surprises and astounds me. Go watch it, it’s so amazing

cupboardstorage:

petermorwood:

saunter-vaguely-into-a-bookshop:

swimmiesofdoom:

genderoftheblacklagoon:

la-femme-beansidhe:

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by quietly remembering that Native Americans sent more aid to Ireland during the famine than Britain or the US.

specifically, it was the Choctaw nation that sent aid to the Irish during the famine

1.  “more aid to ireland during the famine than britain” okay let’s clear this up, again– there was no famine, it was a genocide, commited specifically by the british.  ireland was literally packed with food.  the only crop that failed was the potato crop.  the british had no problem with ships FULL OF FOOD leaving british ports on british ships from ireland to other places to make money.  IT.  WAS.  NOT.  A.  FAMINE.  IT.  WAS.  A.  GENOCIDE.   and that probably explains why britain didn’t “send aid”.  britain was literally using the “famine” they manufactured to clear the land of indigenous irish people.

2.  which lends poignancy and power to the attempt by the choctaw nation to send food to starving irish people. 

3.  there was much fanfair about this in the british press at the time, because of course the british government was lying to its own people about what they were doing.  it’s convenient to blame natural disasters like “famine” when in fact it is mass murder– kinda like what’s going on in yemen right now.  but to conclude, what didn’t receive a lot of fanfair in the british press is the fact that much of the corn and other food the choctaw nation attempted to send did not go to starving irish people, it was essentially hijacked and went to feed british pigs and livestock.

4.  which is why every saint patrick’s day we remember the genocide (one of many the british attempted in ireland) of black ‘47.  and we always remember the native americans who responded in such good will and with such generosity to starving people an ocean away from them.

And - all through primary school (until age 12) it was taught as a famine; only in secondary school did we learn that the British caused it deliberately. There’s a fair amount of Irish YA novels about the Famine (can’t remember titles off the top of my head), and they’re all pretty brutal with the facts of what happened. Not to mention most people’s great-grandparents probably lived through it - it’s not that far back.

Also there’s a monument to the Choctaw nation somewhere up the country for the help.

It’s by Alex Pentek, it’s in Bailick Park, Midleton, Co. Cork, and it’s called “Kindred Spirits”.

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“The English never remember and the Irish never forget.” (Chesterton)

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Not forgetting is why there are so many Irish names here.

(The link above is to donate to the Navajo & Hopi Families COVID-19 Relief Fund - definitely contribute if you can! I could not find a website to donate to a Choctaw relief fund.)